Slages to Bitches

You don't make it with your fire and your rain

You ain't nothing but a fool

You've got nothing in your animal brain

But baby I will stand with you

Say hey to your Daddy hey to your Mammy

Maybe to your sister too

'Cos you got the money and I've got the need

So baby I will stand with you

There's no way you can stop it

You've got my heart in your pocket

Moving up from rags to riches, slags to bitches

You throw parties on your own private beach

I see you riding horses too

You've got the things that are out of my reach

Baby less I stay with you

I ain't gonna fight you I'm only gonna bite you

'Cos you've got enough for two

The sweetest things your inheritance brings

So baby I will stand with you

See me walking with my nose in the air

Though I can't see too good

You catch me spitting though it ain't debonair

But mostly I can be like you

So give it to me honey, take me to the money

Surely that's the least I'm due

I'm just your toy I know but you are a fool

And baby I will stay with you

Tell your Daddy that you're gonna be mine

You know I love you truly

When he tells you that you're out of your mind

'Cos I'm stupid and unruly

Smile at him sweetly, whisper so discretely

One and one is three not two

He's got the money and I've got the need

So baby I will stand with you