It’s Like Killing a Unicorn With, Like, a Bomb

We’re all here, let’s drink until the beer is gone

Come on let’s have some fun

Yeah, this party’s number one

I’m looking for a girl to…

We’ll drink beers and smoke until the cops come

I’m looking for two girls

Ménage à trois what’s on my mind

Don’t go thinking that you’re special

You’re just like the rest

This band will eat you all alive

We got game like they’ve never seen

And we will do whatever it takes

To get exactly what we want

Has anybody ever told you

That you have really beautiful eyes

That’s right, december 31st 1999

Y2k could be any day

So fuck it all, let’s burn the whole world down tonight

It’s friday night and i’m all like

Welcome to the party, it’s time to have some fun

So grab a couple drinks

Come inside and try to fuck someone

The girls are all single and the guys are all hung

It’s the making of a orgy, all that’s left to do is come

I’m done

If this is all i’m living for, i hope i live forever

This would be heaven for hugh hefner but better

Better, better, oh!

So won’t you come inside

It’s been an awfully exhausting week

I think i’ll have a few drinks

To take the edge off the night

And get me feeling just right

Welcome to the party, we’re here to have some fun

Come inside, we’ll show you how it’s done

Excitement is high, the girls are all down