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Artist: Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School Of Medicine
Canonical path: /jello-biafra-e-the-guantanamo-school-of-medicine/the-terror-of-tiny-town
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Terror Of Tiny Town
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The Terror Of Tiny Town
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Lost the vote, but God elected me
I'm never wrong cause he speaks through me
I'm the baddest hombre around
Minded by my Uncle Dick
So dumb I thought I was President
Meet the Terror of Tiny Town
I decide
I divine
Who's evil and who dies
Hobby horse
Across the White House lawn
The Great Cowboy Cornholio
Texas Oil's favorite clown
Never far from his feed bag
Of pretzels frosted with cocaine
The Terror of Tiny Town
Sit him down
Spin him around
Got wars to plan
And people to kill
So decide
Bring 'em on
It'll be shock and awesome
On my ranch, under the stars
God tells me it's the end of times
Mission Accomplished
I do what I want
Rummy, make it so
Condi, give me the blow
Wee Wee's big adventure
Starts now
Seize the oil in the Middle East
Kill their ass with fake democracy
Show 'em who's the boss of this town
Magically they will learn to love
Baywatch, burgers and Israel
And the Terror of Tiny Town
9-11 was no conspiracy
More like Spinal Tap to me
Our empire's goin' down
Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out
What will their kids be like?
When we're all the Terror of Tiny Town
So what now?
He ain't gone
'Til they're all brought to justice for war crimes
So act fast
Or this lasts
Cause before you know it
Guess who'll be back
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