Ain't That a Kick In The Head

How lucky can one guy be,

I kissed her and she kissed me,

like the fella once said,

ain't that a kick in the head.

I bob and weave keep

an ace up my sleeve

Somebody open up a window in this joint,

I can't breath

Got a permanent bar stool

down at the Can't Care Lounge Honey

here's the chips,

Lay em down

I get drownded in the beautiful sounds

that the cash register makes

When I get my take Its like dinner

at the White House with good booze

and plates of potatoes and steaks

Never punch a guy with a nice wrist watch on

Honey let's take a ride in my Cadillac

And put the sex back in the car

where it belongs

Look at chump change over hear.

Only puttin a hundred down on the bout,

I'll put a thousand down,

now lets go ta town or will that tap you out

I get scared

I might get picked up for vagrancy

Make a move kid

I get sick of your habbadashery.

I got girls at the hotel upstairs

Waiting for me

My first name's Jimmy

My last name's Luxury

I'm lucky as a rummy

Getting locked in a distillery

I got a slot machine arm,

a hundred proof wink

And a million dollar smile full of charm.