My baby

Someday he'll come to me.

My Baby.

Fuck lady luck

she better not fail

got a five grand vig to meet

at the end of every week

shit the bed and go out

on a losin streak

put me out on the street

become a small time three

card monty cheat shufflin

for a lil sumthing on an old tv box keep

an eye out for the irish bastard

cop on my block pick a card any card

give you chance to win your money

back right here on the spot show you

i am not just another crackpot

i am what you might call an opportunist

with love for foul mouth dames dice games and music

Here I come with a bottle and an orchestra,

to support ya.

The needle drops suddenly,

Mr. Jimmy Luxury to the rescue.

On such a sunny day when you feel so blue

I'll always be there for you.

I'll be waiting in the parking lot of the grey hound station

no matter where you go

you bring that big mountain of problems

its just relocation.

When you finally punch out and take off your apron

Its a day off from hell

when the devils on vacation

Martini shaker shaken like a rattle snake's tail

I got twenty to bet fifty

for a room and drinks

and a hundred for bail

Thankful I never twisted my ankle chasing so much tail

God if I ever go blind please make Playboy in brail

My book makers in florida and my thumbbreakers in jail