Sluts

We're sluts, you and me

Succumb to pleasure easily

Despite all our sincere attempts

We rise at two, go out unkempt

Retire at six for a little more

Hey, there's no-one's keeping score

Except the dog, who's kinda bored

We're sluts, the two of us

Why walk, when we can get the bus

Why get the bus, when we can cab it

Living large is our best habit

Don't cook now, it's much too late

Look at all the dirty plates

Let's go where we don't have to wait

No ifs, no ands, no buts, cos we're sluts

We're sluts, and we're proud of it, doing what's appropriate

One day we will live like kings in one big house but separate wings

Sluts

We're sluts, it's what we do

Promiscuity for two

We're not here, wait for the tone

Oh yes, we rarely check the phone

Please call back another day

Hold me down just where I lay

I don't want to float away

No ifs, no ands, no buts, cos we're sluts

We're sluts, and we're proud of it, curled up like invertebrates

And one day we will live like queens, always just beyond our means

Sluts

We're sluts, our claim to fame

Please remind me of your name

This is where we both belong

Wonder where my cell phone's gone

Let's be realistic, sweet

Soon we'll have to make ends meet

Make our home between the sheets

No ifs, no ands, no buts, we're sluts

We're sluts, and we're proud of it, doing what's appropriate

And one day we will live like kings, in one big house with separate wings

We're sluts and we don't care, you look good in my underwear

I love you, you so and so: we just met three days ago - Sluts