Payphone

Watching Game of Thrones

I haven't left home

Told everyone that I had the flu

It's an obsession, I'm filled with depression

'cus it's the end of season two

Now, my friends all tell me that I've lost my grip on reality

They tell me it's just a nerd show, but dragons are real to me

Some day those dragons will be grown

Daenerys will be my queen

And when we reclaim the thone you won't be allowed in our house

Don't call me at nine

On a Sunday night

I don't care who died

I'm filling my mind with sword fights and quests,

Horse Lords and incest

When Ned died I cried

Watching Game of Thrones

It's like a black hole

Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes

Magical kingdoms with naked women

And none of them have silicon boobs

And if the seven kingdoms did exist

I would drink and party with that Imp

Viserys had gold poured onto his head

He's no f***ing dragon now he's dead

Ouch

I'll sick my dierwolf on ya

If you get in my way

He's actually a chihuahua

But he'll still rip of your face

I only leave my apartment

To put the rent in the mail

That's right, I still pay my bills

'cus Lannister's repay their debts

I'm joining the Knights Watch

It's my birthright

I'll stand guard for White Walkers in the snow

This Wall kind of blows

No hot girls just bros and old crusty guys

Watching Game of Thrones

I feel bad for Jon Snow

It seems like he's always getting screwed

Gave up on Mad Men 'cus nothing happens

Except for when Don's wife sang Zou Bisou

The Lannisters all look like surfer dicks

Jamie banged his sister, she's a bitch

No one knows that King Joffrey's their kid

Except for maybe Peter Dinklage

This is his best role

This is nothing but nerd shit

You better get a damn grip and go outside and get some fresh air

Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair

You ain't a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear

Wait a second, did I just see a pair of boobs?

If you don't mind I'mma chill for a few with you

Dude, why is that girl pretending she's a boy, yo

Oh shit, that witch just gave birth to a cloud of smoke

How'd that hot naked blond chick survived the fire

Isn't that Mayor Carcetti from the Wire?

I apologise for being so shitty before

This show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore

But I'm not sure who I'm supposed to root for

I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more

Call my manager and cancel my tour, I gotta read 'A Storm of Swords'

Oh, Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy

'til you had those two kids barbequed

Winter is coming

I'm not sure what that means

But you can bet it's probably bad news

I'm not playing music anymore

From now on you can just be Maroon 4

Next time they do The Voice I won't be there

Tell Cee-Lo his cat can have my chair

'cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones