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Telephone

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Key of Awesome Canonical path: /key-of-awesome/telephone Related lyric paths: 6

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Telephone

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Lady GaGa

First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance

And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance

So I will distract them by getting half naked

And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink

The kitchen sink sink

What do you think think?

I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink

First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards

Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard

Beyoncé

This video seems goofy you should just do it alone

Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones

Gaga

You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue

We poison everyone including a cute dog

Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere

As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair

PPPPPPPPProduct Placement

Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement

Blood and guts and boobs and buts

And I just want to make your head explode

Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep

That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

Beyoncé

If you think Im doing this

Then youre a crazy bastard

You musta blown a gasket

Are you trippin on acid

As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard

And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket

Beyoncé

I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin

You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson

Gaga

Youre gonna do my video and do it my way

Or something bad might happen to your family ay

Beyoncé

My family ay

Gaga

Thats right Beyonce

Gaga

A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z

Beyoncé

Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore

Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor

Gaga

Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub

And their doin it with a garden Gnome

Beyoncé

Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what

does that have to do with a telephone?

You're crazy bitch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Key of Awesome performs "Telephone", and this lyric page sits inside the Key of Awesome catalog on LyroVerse.

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Yes. The related section below points to Adele Parody (feat. Angry Birds) and California Gurls with a short reason for opening each page next.

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