DINOSAURS

There used to be dinosaurs

There used to be dinosaurs walking around the earth

Bigass brontasaurus Eating trees and small animals

Bigass brontasaurus

Bend down, eat a goat

Bend down, drink a lake

Bend down, I don't know

I don't know

What do I know about dinosaurs

Get real

Would I have more to say if I didn't have a phone?

Would my life look like eggplant toupee Aunt Jemimah stuffing mix?

Would Cary Granite and Mr. Slate be a part of my rock and roll fantasy?

Would the Pillsbury Doughboy step on glass and giggle?

I wanna know!

Would the dogs be barking in barbershop quartets

While Mama stands on the porch crying,

"Come home now son, it's the Apocalypse, come on home?"

Would it be the end,

Would it really be the end,

Or would it start all over again?

Time to learn the mongoose dance

Time to talk to people and hear what they say

Time for clear thought

Opposum pudding pie pops

A vast assortment of new products for the home and office

And will there be chandelier burgers?

And will there be pretzels and hot dogs for everyone,

and glow in the dark pork and

beans avec arroz y con pollo?

Will the sky turn white in the middle of the night?

And when will I be loved?

Is this my beginning or is this the end?

Are the dinosaurs exploding,

Are they rising out of the earth

To replace Dan Rather and Charlemagne?

I wanna know

About the dinosaurs

I don't know about the dinosaurs

I wanna know about the dinosaurs

Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs