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Artist: King Missile
Canonical path: /king-missile/gary-and-melissa-spoken
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Gary and Melissa (spoken)
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Gary and Melissa (spoken)
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Gary and Melissa loved to make love
Loved to make love
Loved to make love
Over and over and over again
For the first few weeks of their relationship
They made love four or five times a night
They were really turned on for a while
Then, to heighten their passion
They bought sex books
The Joy of Sex
The Sensuous Couple
The Joy of Sex Part Two
The Kama Sutra
Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex
Popular Mechanics
Betty Crocker
Anything
They tried as many positions
as they were capable of
Physically
Physically
Physically
They were really turned on
for a while
Then, to heighten their passion
They bought sex toys
Ben Wah Balls
French ticklers
Nipple clamps
Cock rings
Whips and chains and bondage gear
Bowling balls
Dildos
Vibrators
Watermelons
Commemorative
statuettes of liberty
Anything
They were really turned on
for a while
They set up a video camera
and taped themselves having sex
Then they watched it on the VCR
while having more sex
Then, to heighten their passion
Gary taped Melissa having sex
with some of his friends
And Melissa taped Gary having sex
with some of her friends
Then they watched it on the VCR
while having more sex.
They were really turned on.
As the years went by
Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding
members of their community
Although they never married
Their relationship outlasted
all the marriages on their block
And they never fought,
Except to heighten their passion
They had made an agreement
that when one of them died
The other would continue to live with
and make love to the corpse
But as luck would have it
They were both killed
in a freak accident
And died at the exact same moment
Holding hands.
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