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I Hope You Have a Shitty Christmas

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I Hope You Have a Shitty Christmas

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Last christmas, we spent the day drinking wine

I was yours and you were mine

And then I fucked you through the night

Last christmas

I bought ya dresses that you wore

You fucked a dude the night before

And now you're begging at my door

So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas

I hope your family falls apart

I hope your cat develops cancer

I hope you're nailed up on a cross

I hope you have an awful christmas

I hope you don't get what you want

I hope you've asked God for forgiveness

'Cuz you're a stupid, selfish cunt

Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you

My new woman's fucking sexy so thank you

You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you

But just for a night cuz no one will love you

Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems

Like who's the father was is james, was it austin?

I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you,

Hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you

So yeah uh, I hope you have a shitty christmas

I hope you're eaten by a shark

I hope your cat develops cancer

I hope you get shot in the heart

I hope you have an awful christmas

Hope you don't get what you want

I heard a guy just gave you herpes

But at least you had some fun

I heard your parents kicked you out

I'm doing music for a living

And I just got myself a badass fucking house hahaha bitch

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