Beetlejuice: The Musical Mashup

You’re invisible when your sad

Clocks still tick phones still ring the world carries on like mad

But nobody sees a thing

Grownups wanna fix things

When they can’t it only fills them with shame

So they just look away

Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me?

And say my name

Hey folks! Begging your pardon!

Excuse me sorry to barge in

Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole y’know

Being dead thing

Death can get a person stressed

We should have carpe’d way more diems

Now we’re never gonna see them

I can show you what comes next

Don’t be surprised

You’re still alive

Able to click the bell and subscribe yeah!

This is a show about death

Look at these jugs!

Amazingly glazed and terracotery

I took some clay and made you pottery

The world will never wreck you

I’ll protect you in a mother’s embrace

Folks say: Barbara!

Why can’t you see that ceramics is simply a manifestation of motherly panic

By making a baby that’s breakable aren’t you creating a way of translating that terror

Of making maternal mistakes into clay

Hiding away so you don’t have to face being a bad mom, Barbara!

That’s what you’ve done, Barbara!

Just make a start, are you willing to take to the next step?

Ready set!

Ready set!

But the good news is you and your spouse

Died in your own house

That gives you clout

That means the two of you should stick around

Flush out all the breathers You can breathe easier

Just stick with me

I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus (ghost zombie Jesus)

You held my hand

And life came easy

Now jokes don't land

And no one sees me

Nothing seems to fit

Mamma, is this it?

Are you receiving

I want something to believe in

Or I'm done

Take me where my souls can run

Or I'll be in my bedroom

Wake me when I'm twenty-one

Daddy’s moving forward, daddy didn’t lose a mom

Whatever it takes to make him say your name

Dead mom

Both of you are super polite

Middle class, suburban, and white

Well, all of that is finished tonight

Except for the white part

Obviously

Whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazy

Raising the stakes by punching a baby

You gotta work

Gotta haunt till it hurts

Through the night

Science makes no sense

Who needs evidence?

Go with your feels

I'm like a radio

Tuned to the stars

I found my frequency

Crystals speak to me

What do they say?

Subscribe!

Everything, everything happens for a reason

Be a beacon of light in the world

Put a little alright in the world

There is spiritual guides above

Look up and see 'em!

Cause everything

Everything happens for a reason!

You could use a buddy

Don't you want a pal?

(Yes I do! Yes I do!)

Girl, the way I see it

Your daddy should be leavin'

And you should stick around!

And kill him!

What?

So, Lydia, don't end yourself

Defend yourself

Daddy is the one you should maim

Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

The finer points can wait

But first you gotta say my name!

Day o, me say day o

Daylight come and me wanna go home

When You're a Girl Scout

Everything's gonna work out

Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house

All we wanna do is hear that sound

All we wanna do is hear that sound

All we wanna do is hear that sound

All we wanna do is hear that sound

Do you hear that sound (yes we do)

That beautiful sound (yes, we do, it's beautiful)

That is the sound of

No more condescending adults

Hanging around

It fills me with pride

When ruining lives

Ain’t it the sweetest sound around

That beautiful page turn sound oooo

The Barbara you married

She is dead and buried

Six feet below-ow-ow-ow-ow

And now Barbara, the doormat

She’s coming back in a new format

Time to let go

Say hello

To Barbara 2.0

Pain and joy and suffering

Failing but recovering

I'll tell you another thing

Everyone here is alone

So if you are breathing

Go home

If I knew then

What I know now (what I know now)

I would have looked within and let love in somehow

If I only knew (if I knew)

The truth back then

I wouldn’t have had my little accident

Mama I could use some help here

Tired of talking to myself here

Back at home you don’t exist

So here I am in the abyss

Spinning on this infinite road

Terrified of letting you go

No light above and there’s no hope below

And I don't know which way's home

I don’t know which way is home

Home

I'm falling, quite stalling, your daughter is calling your name

I’ve burnt all my bridges and games

Way back when I was just ten

Simple and sweet

Everywhere, guys would stay

Out on the street

And I was confused

Kind of confused

I would refuse to look in their eyes

But now I really love creepy old guys

Creepy old guy

Creepy old guy

I'm so happy I could cry

Girls may seem disgusted, but we’re actually just shy

Creepy old groom

Creepy old groom

Play that wedding tune

Folks step aside

'Cause here comes the bride

To my creepy old guy

Mama if your listening

Doesn’t this just blow your mind

(Shake, shake, shake, shake Señora)

I was on a mission

This is what I left behind

(Shake, shake, shake, shake Señora)

I’ll miss you everyday

Seek a little strange and unusual

And you will find

Mama I'm home

(Aah, daylight come and we wanna go home)

I'm home

(Shake shake shake Señora)

I'm home