Musical Villains Mashup

Oh, my God, how times have changed!

These girls must be blind or completely deranged!

But time seemed to halt

When I was Ms. Baltimore Crabs

Now a woman in a dress

Is a frightening and powerful thing

You are not a child

When you’re draped in scarlet and lace

See how she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty!

Charmante, charmante!

Charming, and-

What I see right there is a prisoner

Who’s sitting on top of the key

So kick it up a notch

If you ever wanna be free

(And all you gotta do is-)

‘Cause when the going gets tough

(Blood in the water)

That’s when it’s time to get lost

(Ooh)

When the going gets tough

(Blood in the water)

That’s when it’s time to get lost

(Ooh)

So leggo, so leggo, and we gone!

Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle ‘em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

And though you are stiffer than a girder

They’ll let you get away with murder

So be a dentist!

You’ll be a success!

(You’ll be a dentist! Ooh, sha, la, la, la, sha, la!)

It takes that killer instinct to get all the nerve

To take everything you want in life but may not deserve (I steal everything)

Like when some girl’s in your way, there’s only one thing to do

You get Campbell transferred and ripped from the life that she knew!

You gotta be loud!

(Loud, loud, loud)

Girl, you gotta learn to stand up and stand out from the crowd!

(Crowd, crowd, crowd)

The less you have to say, the louder you yell it

The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it

You gotta get up!

You gotta get up and be loud!

(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)

So it must be, so it is written

On the doorway to paradise

Those who falter and those who fall

Must pay the price

I will never rest

‘Till then, this I swear

(This I swear by the stars)

Life doesn’t discriminate

Between the sinners and the saints

It takes, and it takes, and it takes

And we keep living anyway

We rise, and we fall, and we break

And we make our mistakes

And if there’s a reason I'm still alive

When so many have died

Then I'm willing to-

(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)

(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)

And Elphaba, I’d like to raise you high

‘Cause I think every man deserves a chance to fly

Hey, little songbird, give me a song

I'm a busy man, and I can’t stay long

I’ve got orders to fill

I’ve got clients to call

And they’re giving me hell down in Hades

Macavity, Macavity

There’s no one like Macavity

For he’s a fiend in feline shape

A monster of depravity

Let’s save the pitiful children

Who just haven’t a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you

To easy street

Easy street

That’s where we’re gonna-

What’s that I smell in the air?

The American dream

Sweet as a new millionaire

The American dream

A model that amazes

A plan with seven stages

Things are looking up here in Duloc

I wanna watch the world burn

I got the gasoline

I wanna watch the world burn

And everyone get mean

I wanna watch the world burn

I got the gasoline

I wanna watch the world burn

And everyone get mean

You’re not good, you’re not bad

You’re just nice

I'm not good, I'm not nice

I'm just right

I'm the Witch!

You’re the world!

I'm the hitch, I'm what no one believes

I'm the Witch

You’re all liars and thieves, like his father

Like his son will be, too

So why bother? You’ll just do what you do

You poor unfortunate souls

It’s sad, but true

Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her

This boss is on a roll

You poor unfortunate souls

We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors

Bring marshmallows

We’ll make s’mores!

We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!

I was meant to be yours

We were meant to be one

I can’t do this alone

Finish what we’ve begun

Johanna, Johanna

I watch you from the shadows

You sigh before your window

And gaze upon the town

Protect me, Maria

Don’t let this siren cast her spell

Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone

Like fire

Hellfire

Now gypsy, it’s your turn

Choose me or

Your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

(Poor unfortunate souls)

(Charmante, charmante)

(Kick it up a notch)

(Let’s save the pitiful children)

(What’s that I smell in the air?)

(Meant to be yours)

I wanna watch the world burn!