Act II Finale

Arthur:

Lady, will you marry me?

Lady:

I thought you'd never ask.

Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel

and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.

Girls:

We are not yet wed

And we're nearly at the end

It is time that we

Went and found a friend

Is there someone who

Can help us in out quest?

We're already dressed

Although we're not yet wed.

Enter the boys with top hats and tails.

Men:

We are not yet dead

That's the best thing to be said

We are not yet dead

So we might as well get wed

Could it be much worse

Is marriage such a curse?

Might as well get married

Cos we are not yet wed

Wedding Match.

Enter Lancelot and Herbert married. In great fasions.

Herbert:

So you see it's all a show, happy ending and all

And that just makes me want to sing…

They all look for Father but he doesn't come on so Herbert starts to sing…

Herbert:

When you're lost

On life's trail

And you feel doomed to fail

Do not fail

Find Your Male

Find Your Male

That's your Grail

Lance:

Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.

Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.

Robin:

And I too have found my grail.

Ensemble:

What's that?

Robin:

Musical Theatre!

(singing)

Robin:

You can sing

You can dance

And you won't soil your pants

In your white tie and tail

Find your Grail

Find your Grail

Chorus:

Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!

Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.

Arthur and Guinevere:

So be strong

Chorus:

Here comes the bride

A&G:

Keep right on.

Chorus:

Here comes the groom

A&G:

To the end of your song

Chorus:

Hallelujah

Guinevere:

Do not fail

Find your Male

Arthur:

Dressed in 'mail'

Find your Grail

Chorus:

Sing Hallelujah they've found their grail.

Arthur:

Life is really up to you

You must choose what to pursue

Chorus:

A Broadway wedding

Guinevere:

Set your mind on what to find

And there's nothing you can't do

All:

Go and find your grail

Arthur and Guinevere:

So keep right to the end

You'll find your goal my friend

Chorus:

Find you friend!

All:

Then the prize you won't fail

Find your Grail

Find your Grail!

Father:

Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing…

Lancelot whacks him on the head

Chorus:

For this is the Show that ends like this!