I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,

I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song.

It's not that it's **** or #$*&^&* controversial

It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong.

You can't say ^&*@ on the radio,

Or $@#! or ^&*% or §*%*

You can't even say I'd like to ?:"* you someday

Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*%

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it.

I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors

Will think it's a load of horse $&!#