Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Monty Python
Canonical path: /monty-python/i-ve-got-two-legs
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I've Got Two Legs
Read I've Got Two Legs lyrics by Monty Python on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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I've Got Two Legs
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I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
And when I move them they walk around
When I lift them they climb the stairs
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs
I've got two...
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