Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Monty Python
Canonical path: /monty-python/penis-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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Penis Song
Read Penis Song lyrics by Monty Python on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Penis Song
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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