The Song That Goes Like This

Once in every show

There comes a song like this

It starts off soft and low

And ends up with a kiss

Oh where is the song

That goes like this?

Where is it? Where? Where?

A sentimental song

That casts a magic spell

They all will hum along

We'll overact like hell

For this is the song that goes like this

Yes it is! Yes it is!

Now we can go straight

Right down the middle eight

A bridge that is too far for me

I'll sing it in your face

While we both embrace

And then

We change

The key

Now we're into E!

*hem* That's awfully high for me

But as everyone can see

We should have stayed in D

For this is our song that goes like this!

I'm feeling very proud

You're singing far too loud

That's the way that this song goes

You're standing on my toes

Singing our song that goes like this!

I can't believe there's more

It's far too long, I'm sure

That's the trouble with this song

It goes on and on and on

For this is our song that is too long!

We'll be singing this til dawn

You'll wish that you weren't born

Let's stop this damn refrain

Before we go insane

For this is our song that ends like this!