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Darth Vader vs. Hitler
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Darth Vader vs. Hitler
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Adolf Hitler (Lloyd Ahlquist):
I am Adolf Hitler
Commander of the Third Reich,
Little known fact: Also Dope on the Mic
You are Vader
with your little boots and cape
and helmet to cover up, that's burnt-ass face
You have the force to move Objects
I have a force truly evil
even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you
you're not even a real person
I Preferred you in Spaceballs
the Rick Moranis version
Darth Vader (Nice Peter):
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force
why even brother?
So many dudes been with your mom
who even knows if I'm your Father?
You're a pissed off little prick
with a Napoleon Dick
you call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
you bitch
Let me remind you who you're messing with
everything that you did
I'm the Motherfucker who invented it
I'm the Original Dark Lord
you're like the sorcerer's apprentice
my stormtroopers make yours
look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
Adolf Hitler (Lloyd Ahlquist):
You Stink Vader
your style smells like somenthing sour
You need to Wash Up, dawg here, step in my shower
I'll turn all you friends against you
just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all your White Neighbors?
Darth Vader (Nice Peter):
Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back
and let me freeze yours off
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass
we'll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh
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