Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley

Young michael jackson:

Oooh elvis presley as I live and breath

You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese

You dance like an epileptic

Nothing but left feet

I've seen every record you set, man I beat it

Here's a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drugs

So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of burning love

I'm bad

I'm a smooth criminal

Better face up

Call me ed sullivan, shoot you from the waist up

Watch me moonwalk

And I step on your blue suede

Even in death I go platinum on blu-ray

Spitting out hits since I was six years old

I'm the king of pop, you're the king of jelly rolls

Young elvis presley:

Well I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap

You ain't got half the badass battle raps that I have

I got one for your monkey and two for your clothes

Three for your family and four for your nose

You better surrender talkin' bout them abc's

Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees

This is the big time, jacko

No, dress rehearsal

I'll light you up like your hair in a pepsi commercial

I can tell you're angry, but I can't comprehend it

I stole from black culture why are you offended?

Your daddy beat gold records out of you, like alchemy

Don't make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony

Adult michael jackson:

Ohhh

It's about time for a thriller

Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla

I'm going off the wall

I won't stop 'til I get enough

Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove

How you gonna talk about the birds and the bees

When you met your own wife when she was only 14

Then you made one daughter; she came to me

I took her to my neverland ranch to hee-hee

You shoulda stayed in the army dude

Shamone, even tito looks better than you

I'm singing aaaahhhhhh

You're singing don't be cruel

There's only one crown baby let the one king rule

Old elvis presley:

You're a creeper dude

You like to grab your own wanger

I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her

You think you're tough?

Man, you look like tootie

I was badder then you in my blue hawaii movie

You lost your damn mind

That's why they cast you in the wiz

You're like a sad white woman

Who never got to be a kid

I'm out

Before you try to hold me and free your willy

Later weirdo, elvis is leaving the building