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Artist: Ninja Sex Party
Canonical path: /ninja-sex-party/if-we-were-gay
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If We Were Gay
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If We Were Gay
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You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian
You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay, ooh oooooh
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick dick dick dick dick dick balls
Dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, oh shit!
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