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Artist: Ninja Sex Party
Canonical path: /ninja-sex-party/nsp-theme-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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NSP Theme Song
Read NSP Theme Song lyrics by Ninja Sex Party on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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NSP Theme Song
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Running really fast
Jumping super high
Flipping over shit
Making stuff explode
Flipping over more shit
Fighting lots of guys
Writing kick-ass jams
Doing other things
Giving you the sauce
That's what we do cause
We are Ninja Sex Party
Shooting music all over your body
I'm Danny Sexbang
Check out my kung fu
I'm getting sexy (unh!)
I'm getting sexy for you
And Ninja Brian
Is fast and deadly
Stabbing dudes
And then writing tasty medleys
Are you seduced yet?
No need to answer
Tonight we're gonna rock you
Even though you didn't ask us to!
Slapping unicorns
Going into space
Breaking out of jail
Trying on some bras
Don't worry - they're man-bras.
Clapping way too long
Listening to ham
Blowing up the Sun
Wearing tiny hats
And now you know that
We are Ninja Sex Party
Musically seducing all the hotties
Brian's a ninja
Danny's a hot jew
And we are best friends (yeah!)
And we are best friends it's true
Don't try to stop us
We're on a mission
Every girl
Must now make The Decision
Which to have with sex with
No need to answer
I know it's Danny Sexbang
He's the handsomer of the two and Ninja Brian's fat.
Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.
I meant stupid. And ugly.
And fat. (Fat!)
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