After Ever After

If you've ever wondered why

Disney's tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue

But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew

So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills

You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills

Thank you BP, thank you BP

The British are killing, oil is spilling

Now I can't see... MY EYES!

Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins

Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning

Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!

Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

We're not Taliban

You've got the wrong man

In Guantanamo Bay

Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

Bin Laden's taken the fall

We're not trained pilots at all

Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us

Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country

Set free my Prince Ali

A whore! A whore!

A whore, a whore, a whore!

This town's gone wild since I married Adam

They think I'm going straight to hell

But the charges laid on me

Of bestiality

Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell

No, I'm overrun by mad men

I hear they plan to burn me at the stake

They legit believe I'm Satan

And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

After John Smith traveled back to England

I helped my people cultivate the fields

More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit

And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

They forced us into unknown lands of exile

They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead

So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

When I separate their bodies from their heads

Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?

Can you paint with the red colors in these men

I can murder if I please

Cause I'm dying of disease

I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP

Where's Prince Ali?

Bestiality

I've got STDs