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Star Wars In 99 Seconds

Star Wars In 99 Seconds lyrics by Paint. Long, long time ago Long time ago In a galaxy, far in a galaxy Far, far away There once was boy slave Destined to...

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Star Wars In 99 Seconds

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Long, long time ago

Long time ago

In a galaxy, far in a galaxy

Far, far away

There once was boy slave

Destined to save space

He wins a big pod race

And hits on a queen

(Padmé's a cougar)

Qui gets killed by Daryh Maul

Who is then chopped in half

Obi Wan must train The One from Tatooine

It's the clone age

Sand Pleope rampage

Momy got flayed, strayed

Ani's bae is Padme

Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan

You're breaking my heart

Anakin you are breaking my heart

Order is made, Jedi are slain

Kill all the baby tiny younglings

Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones

Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man

Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first

You're my only hopie Obi Wan

Look, a small moon

That's a space ship

Worshipfullness, walking carpet

This princess better pay out

Use the force, Luke

Close your eyes and shoot

Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky

Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try

Try the dark side

No! No, no! No!

Luke, I'm your daddykins

Your mom was kissing Anakin

Han's frozen

I love you

I know

It's father, son and daughter

A dynasty united at last

The galaxy is free from evil

Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past

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