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Artist: Paint
Canonical path: /paint/star-wars-in-99-seconds
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Star Wars In 99 Seconds
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Star Wars In 99 Seconds
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Long, long time ago
Long time ago
In a galaxy, far in a galaxy
Far, far away
There once was boy slave
Destined to save space
He wins a big pod race
And hits on a queen
(Padmé's a cougar)
Qui gets killed by Daryh Maul
Who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train The One from Tatooine
It's the clone age
Sand Pleope rampage
Momy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme
Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan
You're breaking my heart
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past
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