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Hey, girl, yeah I've liked you for a while

I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile

So even though I'm awkward most of the time

I still consider you absolutely sublime

Hey, girl, yeah, I'm really not a freak

Except for those times that I've watched you sleep

So even though you probably think I'm gay

You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway

And I just wanted to say

I love you, I love you

I love you more than emos love girl jeans

I love you

Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food

But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude

So because you stole him away from me

I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees

And I just wanted to say

I love you, I love you

I love throwing up my food to lose weight

I love you

Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie

I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body

So even though you left me for that bitch in 7th grade

I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid

And I just wanted to say

I love you, I love you

I love you more than my momma love chinese food

I love you

Hey dude, this might sound really gay

I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray

So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week

You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet

And I just wanted to say

I love you, I love you

I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend

I love you

Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice

I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice

So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things

I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are)

And I just wanted to say

I love you, I love you

I love you more than dad loves playboy books

I love you

Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great

Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate

So even though I really don't know you as a friend

I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video)

And I just wanted to say

I love you, I love you

I love you more than asians love homework

I love you