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Artist: Pansy Division
Canonical path: /pansy-division/hockey-hair
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Hockey Hair
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Hockey Hair
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It's such a problem
It's got me in despair
He's such a sweetheart
But he's got hockey hair
Cut short on top
Long in back, he lets it fall
A neck-warmer haircut
You can get at any mall
People giggle and stop and stare
And it's not like he's unaware
But he plays hokey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
He's a wicker lover
He fills me with delight
He'll turn a bedroom hat trick
Three times in one night
But he won't change his haistyle
No matter how I try
Though I know he loves me
His first love is the ice
I'd love to sit him in a barber chair
But I know I don't have a prayer
cause he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
I don't tell him what clothes to wear
I'd simply rather see him bare
But he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair
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