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Artist: Paul and Storm
Canonical path: /paul-and-storm/anything-but-paris
Related lyric paths: 6
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Anything But Paris
Read Anything But Paris lyrics by Paul and Storm on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Anything But Paris
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Robots, monkeys, air-o-planes
The Mississippi, London, Spain
A newborn kitten, Charlie Brown
Some Eskimos and a Lincoln Town Car
Pork chop sandwiches, Apple iPhone
Jimmy Carter, baseball, Sno Cones
Chocolate, diapers, sushi, NASCAR
Wal-Mart, Buddha, Kenya, tadpoles
CHORUS
This song's not about Paris Hilton
Anything but Paris Hilton
We don't care what she's doing
And we don't care where she's been
So this song's not about Paris Hilton
Anything but Paris Hilton
We won't say nothing 'bout her
Even if we say her name
Fuzzy bunnies, 3-D glasses
Money, privilege, spoiled rotten
Chimichangas, suspended license
Boob job, public temper tantrum
Celebutarded, homemade sex tape
Zsa Zsa for the new millenium
Daddy's money, nasty skank
A lazy-eyed attention whore
CHORUS
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Paul and Storm performs "Anything But Paris", and this lyric page sits inside the Paul and Storm catalog on LyroVerse.
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