Here's Looking At You

I saw you standin' there

Angora down to there

Chewin' on a rusty ol' tin can

Without a single a word

I picked you from the herd

'Cause I knew that I was meant to be your man

But that was oh, so very long ago

There was no way that I could ever know

The way that you would leave me so lonely and blue

I was dazed by the amazing way you grazed

So, kid, here's lookin' at you

Neighbors disapproved

When we went walking hand in hooves

The tribal elders said it was a sin

It seemed wrong, but felt so right

When I would milk you every night

And when we kissed your beard would tickle my chin

Let the normal people all stop and stare

And condemn our interspecies love affair

I'd forever be your ram if you'd be my ewe

It was sweet how my heart beat each time you'd bleat

So, kid, here's lookin' at you

From the day that I was born,

My mama would always warn:

"Baby, never trust a Capricorn"

And then that fateful day

Another goat came round your way

And undid all my hopes and dreams and plans

I thought our love would never end

Now you're in someone else's pen

And I'm the saddest shepherd in Sudan

I can't compete with only two legs to his four

One "baaa" from him, you were walkin' out the door

Here's your coat, that's all she wrote, so sorry, adieu

We both knew it was taboo for us to screw

So, kid, here's lookin' at you

The last laugh is mine, 'cause I took your other guy

And ground him up into last night's shepherd's pie

And tonight you're going into a green curry stew

You could do with one or two more hours to brew

Then, kid, here's lookin' at you