Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Paul and Storm
Canonical path: /paul-and-storm/soccer
Related lyric paths: 6
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Soccer
Read Soccer lyrics by Paul and Storm on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Soccer
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Stamp collections
Eggs frying
Staph infections
Paint drying
These are just a few of the things more exciting than soccer
Baby showers
James Buchanan
Eight straight hours of A Prairie Home Companion
These are some other things more exciting than soccer
They say that it's the world's most popular sport
I'd get excited for it if I tried
Ninety minutes for Cameroon and Norway
To reach a 0-0 tie
Kiss a lawyer
Do my taxes
Get a hundren Brazillian waxes
These just a few of the things I would rather do than watch soccer
I would rather listen to Yanni CDs
While receiving a sigmoidoscopy
Administered by my 8th grade gym teacher
The one who always smelled like Aqua Velva and cheese
Than to have to watch soccer
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Paul and Storm performs "Soccer", and this lyric page sits inside the Paul and Storm catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Lil' Guildies Theme Song and Lame Monster Party with a short reason for opening each page next.
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