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Those Enron Boys

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Those Enron Boys

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Mr. Storm?

Yes, Mr. Paul?

Oh, Mr. Storm?

Yes, Mr. Paul?

Did you hear about those corporate ne'er do wells?

No, Sir; pray, tell

That pair of Enron jesters

Screwed their employees and investors

But now they'll get a screwing for themselves

Mr. Paul?

Yes, Mr. Storm?

Oh, Mr. Paul?

Yes, Mr. Storm?

Did you hear the way they both got drunk with power?

Indeed I did

So the judge said "Okey dokey I'll just put you in the pokey

And you best be extra-careful in the shower"

Now they have to ditch their riches

For a pair of pinstripe britches

Those Enron boys are hip-deep in it now

Mr. Storm?

Yes, Mr. Paul?

Oh, Mr. Storm?

Yes, Mr. Paul?

Were you shocked the way their stock went down in flames?

Oh, such a shame

We appreciate the fraud, thanks Now we're sending you to Shawshank

With Morgan Freeman and Andy Dufresne

Mr. Paul?

Yes, Mr. Storm?

Oh, Mr. Paul?

Yes, Mr. Storm?

Do you think the other prisoners will be chums?

28 skiddoo!

They'll show Kenny Boy and Skilling

A new type of offshore drilling

And insider trading prison-style's no fun

They'll be crying for their mammies In a pair of pinstripe jammies

Those Enron boys are hip-deep in it now

Their con game hit some glitches

Now they're both the bull queers' bitches

Those Enron boys are hip-deep in it now

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