Function

This just in...As the war continues in Afghanistan, two guys have been spotted over the Appalachian Mountains; acting like complete idiots; drinking beer and eating Vienna sausages. Holy mackerel, who cares?

It's best to believe when the love can't leave

that it's Rehab with them shenanigans

many o many of fanny and old Danny can have 'em panickin'

rock rock the hot spots

we wop and pop lock

if you ain't dirty dirty

turn your hot rock 'round

you heard me, word me

amped Brooks

e-i-lo-g be the ones

wanna get it on till the break of dawn, better bring it on

I, I, I feel so fly

so what my etiquette's pathetic and shit

you can steady get hit, dead on your lip

your head'll get split, to the point you need a medical trip

look in my eyes, I smoke just to see how red they can get

I cope the subject with the predicate

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

God almighty I really don't give a damn, move your body

let's get this party started for Christ's sake

move your legs to the back of your head I don't want to wait

I'm tired of hurtin' and anger and all this fuckin' fake

let's get this Steaknife right, tonight we don't want to fight

we just want to make it, jump up and say it's alright

I spent too many years in fear, depression, obsession, psychiatric session

after session I'm tired of guessin'

let's get this money a house in the hills

a phat house in Manhattan and crib in Atlanta, just for my pills

I got enough balls to go around, up down to downtown

from suburb to suburb, you got hos I got herds

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

Take it, take it, take it

now spread it on me

and put some jelly in it

put some Smucker's and some cream

is that a bagel? Oh!

ooh, hot potato

spread it on me then

spread it on me then

ooh, I'm greasy

ooh, I'm slidin' around

ooh, goddamn

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun

This is a Rehab function

punk, crunk and drunk and

pop the trunk, pump up the Blaupunkt, get it home

and knock it, bump it, pop it like it's something

I'm tellin' you this y'all we're ready to have a little bit of fun