I Love Minoritites

I think that every race

Is a-okay

We all have something to be proud of

('Cept white people)

I like very country the same

Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in

Or the ones that wanna bomb us!

Women are as smart as me and you

No! Io! it's true!

They could be president of this country

I mean who cares?

There's already a black!

I love minorities

Especially, people that get around in wheelchairs

That's hot!

I love everyone in the world!

Because no one is different than no one

Everyone is fuckin' like someone

And if you fell like I do

Take your hand and touch my balls

And sing along this fuckin' song!

Black people are good at playing basketball!

Asians cook chinee food on woks

Mexicans are great at leaving mexico!

So suck on my cock if you don't love everyone!

White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts!

They need jews to fill their tax forms

Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!

We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff

Sex, them europeans

Do it with kids,

It's like their proud of it or something

It's legal in their countries

Canadians, at age fifteen

Can legally suck off dirty old man for money

No they can't!

Ok, for free

That's right!

Everyone in the world's good

Because no one is better than someone else is

I'm down with women's circumcision

So if you feel like I do (your a homo)

Take your ballsack and your bongo drum

And sing this gay ass little song

Black people are good at stealing stereos!

They've got jewish lawyers in court

Muslims are the best at flying into stuff

Not all muslims, just most, and all it takes is most

Africans like lynching homosexuals

Cubans turn dildos into boats

Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes

Everyone's special in their own gay little way

Arab girls have got to be sweaty

They put to death if they show they tittie

That's baller shit,

I ain't even playin'

Lemme tell you what's the same about the

Swedish, chassidish jews, kelly and regis

They're all fuckin' crazy!

Except the swedish, they're just lazy

And love the penis

Yeah, those ladies in sweden

Got enough vds to turn those dudes around them gay

And frenchmen don't believe in bathing

And haitians love a good earthquake

Caging a mongol?

Russian tradition

Rape in the congo?

As long as it's women

Taking a dump on someone else's culture and making fun of them just 'cause they're different

And making a song calling their country stupid, mixing the absurd with the true?

Don't to it

So if you hate racist humour,

Get your pooper up,

And sing this fuckin' song!

Black people are good at wheelchair basketball

They got shot,

And now cannot walk

Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible

Everyone's good

No one is better than someone

White people can show black people how to vote

Blacks could teach them jews to dance good

Blind black men can't play hockey, 'cause they're black

Helen keller can't drive because she's a woman

Gary coleman's gone

It was so sad

He was so young

I mean he was like fifty-one

But it's sad.

Because he looked like he was nine years old

Whatchu' talkin' about, rucka?

His wife did it!

I love minorities