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Artist: Rucka Rucka Ali
Canonical path: /rucka-rucka-ali/twas-the-night-before-kwanzaa
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Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa
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Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa
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Twas the night before kwanzaa, and niggas were drinkin'
Santa claus walked in they said: "bitch, what you thinkin'?"
One of them had a gun
The other one had a knife
But santa cluas was not going down without a fight
He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts and called them all fags
But they didn't like that, they thought it was gay
For santa's boner grew five times that day!
They ran all his shit, from his cash, to his rocks
Santa pleaded with them, "this black on black crime must stop!"
And just in that moment, in walked little suzie
Little suzie walked in with a sub-machine uzi
Everyone hit the deck, 'cause those bullets was sprayin'
But santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!
And on that little night, little suzie got famous, she shot santa in his cock,
And it still hurt his anus
Santa pulled out his miss'le tow, and started to blast
No man left that night,
Without a cap in his ass!
And they heard santa shout, as he skipped up the chimmney
"Merry christmas, bitch niggas! Ya'll shoulda got fucked wit me!"
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