Pornocchio

His name is Pornocchio

He mounts chicks like he’s in a rodeo

He’s a self-confessed vaginator

And a genital exercise vindicator

His sperminal velocity goes off the charts

And he is the expert of female private parts

Once a broad gave him toothy blowjob

That almost pulled out his manly knob

On another occasion he was eating a pussy

And almost chocked because it was so bushy

Pornocchio is also known as the cocktopus

‘Cause he shags so damn good he must come with eight cocks plus

He gets pussy so frequently

Thus doing pubic flossing easily

His penis is an inter-continental ballistic projectile

Made for what’s vaginal and avoiding the rectal

He has a tyrannosaurus prick

Making all others look like a toothpick

He is specially good when he lies

‘Cause his wooden thing oversizes

His life is an ejaculatory inevitability

And masturbation is only a recreational facility

Also you shouldn’t masturbate too much, even though it calms

It’s a fact it gives you hairy palms