Vaseline

It’s not time to masturbate

Just relax, take it easy

Yours is still small, that’s your fault

That’s so far you have to grow

Find an oil, take a porn

If you want, use a Vaseline

Look at me, mine is old

But I’m fertile

Mine was once like yours is now

And I know that it’s not easy

It’s precum when you’ve found

Something cumming out

But take your time, enjoy your porn

Think of everything you’ve seen

For your dick will grow tomorrow

But your balls may not

How can I try to explain?

When I do, my cum goes again

It’s always been a shame

Same old story

From the moment I could shake

It’s always just precum now

There’s a way, and I know

That I have to bang a whore

I know, I have to go

There was a virgin named Magdalene

She was told to use Vaseline

Thought copulating was hard

And put her vagina on guard

Got a bit sore from too much male entry

The guy’s burrito wasn’t too gentle

At least there was Vaseline in her crack

Thus she was able to screw Jack

Vaseline, vaseline

There was this fellow homosexual

Thought asses were very sensual

Had to lubricate the sausage

To avoid some anal blockage

Others have to play it solo

And strangle their own pink oboe

But don’t overdo on masturbation

Or you may find yourself with a penile dislocation

Sometimes you have to do the plumbing

Before you proceed to the actual humping

That’s why vaseline is the best lubricant

To make your genitals jubilant