Boyband

Boys, we've been here for a while

But we've finally got the style

Strike your pose and fake a smile

Give me Kenny, give me Kyle

I hate to break it but it's true

Fifteen minutes we'll be through

And I won't have to talk to you, you, you, you

Now you know the words, you fool

Sing along to your own tune

Wrote to prove you are a tool

Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband

Good Charlotte said they like McFly

Is half their fanbase gonna cry?

It's so pathetic, dry your eyes

When you gonna realise, a tune's a tune?

I don't know why, the metalheads want us to die

But these days they're all under nine

So I'll be fine

Now you know the words, you fool

Sing along to your own tune

Wrote to prove you are a tool

Tell your mom you joined a boyband, boyband

I get calls from girls who saw me on the TV

Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me

'There's the kid who blew it all,

I sat next to him in school

Everyone thought he was cool

Till he quit his job and joined a, boyband'

Now you know the words, you fool

Sing along to your own tune

Wrote to prove you are a tool

Tell the kids you joined a boyband, boyband

Join a boyband, join a boyband

Screw your life up, join a boyband

Kids will hate you, out to get you

Ever since you joined a boyband

It's really scary (boyband), palms are sweaty

Potato guns are armed and ready

Screwed your life up (boyband), just like Eddie

Ever since you joined a boyband

Joined the boyband, joined the boyband

Joined the boyband, joined the boyband

Joined the boyband, joined the boyband

Joined the boyband, joined the boyband