Mega Marital Problems

Hello mega man, und mrs. Mega man

Welcome to couples' therapy. I am dr. Wily

Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?

But you're evil and bent on world domination

Not anymore, those days are behind me

Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me

The problem over this hot beat

Okay

Well, you see, doc, I got a pretty nice life

A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife

But I got a little problem with my android bride

When it comes to making love she's never satisfied

We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine

We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine

I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love

It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff

It would be seeming to me that the problem here

Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear

But she says the same thing like a tape recorder

Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order

(Sorry, I'm not evil anymore)

You must beat the robot masters to acquire skills

And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled

Maybe she likes shocks from elec man's beam

Or get burned by fireballs

She's a freaky man's dream

Is that what you want, hon, a robot master?

Get out and do it you stupid bastard

Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water

Now leave my office before you are slaughtered

Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage

For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage

First I'll take out fire man, not much of a test

Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed

Now ice man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time

Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind

I cut cut man and he's gonna need stitches

Bomb and elec man just went down like little bitches

Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life

I am mega man zero and I'm here to plow your wife

I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast

Like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cum blast. (oh!)

Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks

I'll slap a stamp right on my package

And deliver your wife the cock

My shiny armor is red, the color of victory

While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

Wait, what are you doing?

Mega dick, activate!

So mega man harnessed all the powers of the masters

And killed zero with his mega laser schlong blaster

And then he banged his wife until she screamed "yes more"

Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore

Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though

What did you say?

Nothing. Douche