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Artist: Stephen Lynch
Canonical path: /stephen-lynch/dr-stephen
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Dr. Stephen
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Dr. Stephen
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I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always KNEW I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda:
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind:
I love putting women's minds at rest
I love pushing myself to be the best
Dr. Stephen's in
I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear
When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just as soon not
Go near your balloon knot
Think that I'll stick to your...front
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