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Artist: Stephen Lynch
Canonical path: /stephen-lynch/if-i-were-gay
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If I Were Gay
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If I Were Gay
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Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But im not gay
So get your hand out of my pants
It's not that i dont care
I do
I just dont see myself in you
Another time another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
'Coz if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay
So won't you stop cupping my ba... Hand
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop ... Your ... Drawers
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