Meet & Greet (feat. Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act & Willam)

It’s time for the meet and greet

Meet and greet

It’s time for the meet and greet

Meet and greet

Proceed to the meet and greet

Alright everyone, it’s that time

Places!

Wristbands clearly visible, please

IDs out

Darling, are you the Deluxe Elite meet and greet package?

Oh Gold, okay back of the line, thank you

Security!

oh, yeah, not my hair, grab my ass, thanks

Ow

I agree, Katya was robbed

Grand larceny

Scout

Oh, I love that blouse!

He’s a feminine top

Oh, no drinks for me, thank you

I only drink PepsiCola during the meet and greet

I’ll drink it!

Oh, why does this taste like spray paint?

I feel sleepy

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank

Thank

Thank

Thank

Meet and greet

Meet and greet

It’s time for the meet and greet

Meet and greet

Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me

Greet me

Chew me up and eat me

Meat me

Greet me

Meet me

Meet and greet

Meet me

Greet me

You cannot deplete me

Meet me

Greet me

Meet me

Meet and greet

Flashes on

Auto is not on

Auto is a lie

Uh, if the photo is for your daughter, sir

Could you please take your hand off my ass? Thanks

Yeah sure, I’ll make a Snapchat for your stillborn sister

Who couldn’t come to the gig

Wait, why does it look like the line is getting longer?

Security!

I’m sorry we only have time for one photo

One and done

This is a meet and greet, not glamour shots!

Somebody smells like pot

Is that shirt from Redbubble?

What’s the legal age of consent in Idaho?

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

You look stunning

Thanks for coming

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank

Thank

Thank

Thank

Meet and greet

Meet and greet

It’s time for the meet and greet

Meet and greet

Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me

Greet me

Chew me up and eat me

Meat me

Greet me

Meet me

Meet and greet

Ritzy, Glitzy

Fuckin’ off my mitzy

Meet me

Greet me

Meet me

Meet and greet

I’m sorry I can’t sign your body

It fucks up my Sharpies with all that oil

Has anyone seen my left shoe?

I’m looking for a size 14 Louboutin (meet and greet)

Ok, it’s a pleaser

Give her ha pump (meet and greet)

A dingo ate my selfie! (it's time for the meet and greet)

Security!

We need some dykes (meet and greet)

Sure I'll sign your picture

Oh, that’s Farrah Moan

That’s Derrick Berry!

Yes, I am sure I do not impersonate Britney Spears!

Where’s the exit, please?

Someone call the Fire Marshall (meet and greet)