Polyester meets Acetate

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion forward

no first year mannequin

thrift shop chic pupil for arts over locker

she got flair and foresight

hicksville belle to a campus crush

for first year co-ed fun

Polyester meets acetate

cuts that will never date

a look to hook tomorrow's sap

she's a conquest in heels

so in touch with style and grace

when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo

I wish they would all go huff paint

instead of making plays for her

she's a conquest in heels

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when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo

Chomsky's her coffee shop date

I just wanna play for her

she's a conquest in heels

so in touch with style and grace

when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo

I wish they would all go huff paint

instead of making plays for her