Just Another Boy Band

I see you baby

Doing the dance that I saw on the TV

Doing a dance, I wonder what's going on in your pants

You know me baby

If I sing my song you're bound to recognize me

And you'll sing-along, I wonder what's going on in your thong

Your heart is mine notice that I'm

Singing you lines from one of our number 1's

When you get home, then you will know

Oh fucking hell... can you not tell that...

We're just another boyband

We'll tear your little sisters heart apart

We're just a fucking boyband

You might not like us but we're in the charts

And in a mother-fucking boyband

The girls are underage but we don't care

And when you throw your panties at a boyband

After the shows we keep your underwear

Don't know if it comes as a big surprise

But I'm the token rapper guy

I just sing really high and needlessly randomly improvise

And when our album flops

And all the hype around us dies

I'm the secret weapon

That comes out and says that he likes kissing guys...

What?!

Drink what we piss... shag what we kiss

Live how we wish... It's not that easy being me

We may be men... like action men

Our record label made us unable to...

We're just another boyband

We'll tear your little sisters heart apart

We're just a fucking boyband

You might not like us but we're in the charts

And in a mother-fucking boyband

The girls are underage but we don't care

And when you throw your panties at a boyband

After the shows we keep your underwear

We're all doin things that we know ain't right,

We wearing sunglasses at night

We got one hundred fans

That's why we're better than your band

The only fan you have is cooling you down

And it seems to be the only thing that's moving around

N' around just like a circle we're simple yet well known

We're all so square we find it hard to go out on our own

Without a problem, got a problem?

I'll knock you out... all right?

But please don't punch me back

We've got a photo shoot tonight

Boyband,

We hear the birds around us singing

We're just a fucking boyband

We're flying but we don't have wings

And in a mother-fucking boyband

The girls are underage but we don't care

And when you throw your panties at a boyband

After the shows we keep your underwear

We're just another boyband

We'll tear your little sisters heart apart

We're just a fucking boyband

You might not like us but we're in the charts

And in a mother-fucking boyband

We live a life being celebrity a-list

And when you take your chances in a boyband

You can't say shit cuz shit don't get on the playlist