Lez Be Friends

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST!

It's the year of the beast!

You better have a shower before you come out tonight girls

'Coz you are gonna get dirty!

Yeah, yeah, it's you boy? (it's you boy?)

Stefan.. L-L-Let's walk

If a girl won't come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine

I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean

It's like a sweet sixteen,

But the girls are eighteen

And I cant wait to peel 'em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g..go down on 'em like a submarine

Submarines are fun he he he he he hee...

I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm

But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going

I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding

From the

I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world

Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the

Maybe if I let her she would me with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight

No, hang on

I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl won't come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(Oh, you must be a lesbian)

If a girl won't kiss

(She's takin the piss)

Or get down with this

(I can't believe it)

If she doesnt fancy me

Who-eh oh!

She must bat for the other team

She's a lesbian

Take two, it's my rapping debut

I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue

I'm like a fire truck

WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?

I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my **** size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick

I say "My name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?"

I woo her with my words, ask if I can poke her face

She doesn't sees the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going

I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding

From the

I can't work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world

Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls

I still feel the

Maybe she could me up my with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight

Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl won't come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(She must be a lesbian)

If a girl won't kiss

(She's takin the piss)

Or get down with this

(I can't believe it)

If she don't give me the eye.

Who-eh oh!

She must drive for the other side

She's a lesbian

That girl, she must be a lesbian

That girl, she must be a lesbian

That girl, she must be a lesbian

That girl, she must... (she's a lesbian)

I-I-It's your birthday!

You go, girl

What's your name?

I like your shoes! (shoes, shoes, shoes)

We are two boys

And were looking for two girls

They are two girls

Lets talk to the girls

-How are you?

-Whats your name

-I try to talk but I just came

In my pants, I am sad

Chatting up girls is really rad.

She won't come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

She don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(Uh... you're a lesbian)

If a girl can act

(She must be a thespian)

-Is that right?

-Yeah

(She must be a thespian)

If she doesn't fancy me

Who-eh oh!

She must bat for the other team

She's a lesbian

That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)

That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)

That girl, she must be a lesbian

Leeeesbian!! yeah

That girl, she must...

She's a lesbian

Les-lesbian

She's a hot girl

She must be a Lesbian

She's a lesbian (x2)