Love Bites

Killer girlfriend

You'll love her till the end

A burning feeling running through your veins

She'll steal your heart

And eat your brains

Yeah my girlfriend doesn't talk much but I love her pretty face

She never plays hard to get although she always loves a chase

She showed such sweet affection when my Hamster brett went missing

N' it's passionate and sexy how she bites me when we're kissing

Sometimes it can be difficult 'cause my girlfriends such a flirt

And I had to buy her perfume 'cause she always smells of dirt

She wants to take things slowly, I learnt the other day

When I told her 'I love you' and she replied with (bleurgh)

Her eyes are like a constellation twinkling in the dark

She gives me little love bites, 'cause she likes to leave her mark

She's not just pretty outside, she's a princess underneath

But an animal in the bedroom, she likes to use her teeth

I think it's cool you've found a girl that doesn't think you suck

And let's be honest found a girl I'd also like to fuck

But I need to tell you something that I don't know how to say

Stef I think it's obvious your girlfriend here is gay