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Artist: The Midnight Beast
Canonical path: /the-midnight-beast/strategy-wanking
Related lyric paths: 6
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Strategy Wanking
Read Strategy Wanking lyrics by The Midnight Beast on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Strategy Wanking
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You're stressed about a meeting 'cause you haven't got a clue
Your girlfriend won't have sex with you because she's got the flu
Your cat won't eat its dinner 'cause it doesn't like the taste
Your parents had a baby and you're sad you've been replaced
Whoah!
Act like you mean it
Whoah! Shh
Don't make a sound
Whoah!
Keep it a secret
People in the place gotta listen up, right
We gonna get loose in our pants tonight
Strategy Wanking
Got to cure your frustration
Strategy Wanking
S'only meditation
You could've scored the winning goal, but you missed the shot
You've seen the monkeys procreating; boy it's got you hot
You owe the mob some money, but you'll never find the cash
You found out you got herpes when you thought it was a rash
Whoah!
Urge the temptation
Whoah!
Don't feel ashamed
Whoah!
Feel the inflation
People in the place put your hands down there
N' shake it all around like you just don't care
Strategy Wanking
Undercover masturbation
Strategy Wanking
When the pussy's on vacation
It's not dumb
It's fun
It only takes one
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Strategy Wanking
You hit the floor
With your new song
It's immature
Your career's bombed
Tragedy Wanking
Got to pick up the pieces
They call it Tragedy Wanking
When you've just been defeated
Strategy Wanking
You won't feel neglected
Strategy Wanking
You'll never be rejected
It's not dumb
It's fun
It only takes one
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Strategy Wanking
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