The Dance Routine

Bo ba ba da ba da ba da

It's the year of the beast... again

Haha (haha)

Dance crew, we're a dance crew... what you gonna do?!

My name is Andrew Francis Wakely

Ya haven't heard bout my childhood lately

I had a room with a lovely view

I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes... WHAT?!

Have ya never had a fight with a dancer??

Let me finish ya sentence 'fore you answer

Just because I can move doesn't mean I couldn't kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe... uh

I remember way back in the day

Hanging with my boys smoking weed in the playground

Only difference is that never ever happened

It's easier to sell ya' lies when you rappem...

Got a picture in my room,

Of a man that I wish I knew,

All of this loneliness fills me with hunger n'

When I'm dancing it makes me stronger

When there's no one home

But my friends and me

We lose ourselves in a symphony

If mum and dad, could only see...

So what's happening, come on team

Hit the mother-fuckers with the dance routine

Bo ba ba da ba da ba da

My name is Stefan, James, Donald, John Abingdon

Ever since I was a little kid, number one

I learnt to dance when I was in the womb

My first audience was sat in the recovery room

I was born with little tap shoes on

I'm not sure how they genetically put them on

GAY... okay if I'm gay come 'ere

I'll do a time step on ya' mouth and ya' ear

I ordered a beat, with an ounce more bounce

Got more digits than Bill gates bank accounts

You should see the women this gets me, believer

Had to get more bouncers than Justin Bieber

When there's no one home

But my friends and me

We lose ourselves in a symphony

If mum and dad, could only see...

Dance professor, got a PHD

In doing record breaking, booty shaking dance routines

Bo ba ba da ba da ba da

My name is Ashley Neil Horne

I'm more wanted than the top shelf porn

Some people think that I'm gay so to prove

That I'm not imma show you all my dance moves

My dance moves will make you think

Got a few rules imma tell you... I don't drink

Beer 'cuz don't like the taste

I don't eat steak 'cuz it goes to my waist

Wait around for a while... I'm back

This record's been a hit since I've been on the track

When there's no one home

But my friends and me

We lose ourselves in a symphony

If mum and dad, could only see

Follow your heart... follow your dreams

Let's show the whole world the dance routine

When I'm on my own

Or I'm watching Glee

The music takes, a hold on me

If mum and dad, could only see

(Billy Elliot

Diversity

Michael Flatley

Stavros Flatley)

So what's happening, come on team

Hit the mother-fuckers with the dance routine