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Artist: The Midnight Beast
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Xxxmas Buddies... (How To Get a Xmas...) (parody)
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Xxxmas Buddies... (How To Get a Xmas...) (parody)
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
I don't want a lot for Christmas
I just want a girl for free
(And I) don't care about the presents
I just want a shagging spree
I don't need to hang my stocking
I just wanna put my___in
Santa Claus won't make me happy
Sorry I dont swing that way
I just want a little tug
Underneath the Christmas rug
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
And its you baby
I won't ask for much this Christmas
All I ask for starts with blow (blowjob)
I am gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
On my Christmas list Ive written
All the girls I want to bed
From New Zealand back to Britain
Comment on my youtube thread?
I wanna ride you like a rodeo
More than you could ever know
Every night I study
How to get a Christmas fuck buddy
And when it gets to Christmas eve
And youve got no nookie (nookie, nookie, nookie)
How the hell do you think youre gonna get through the Christmas holidays?
Ycant sit around like another slacker
Ya need someone to pull your Christmas cracker
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