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Eighteen Year Old Lesbian

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Eighteen Year Old Lesbian

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You can have my body

You can steal my car

You can take my money

You can have what you like but it won't get you very far

'Cause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbian

You can be my lover

We can have a fling

You can say your mine forever

You tell me what you like but it won't get you anything

Because my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbian

I can quite believe it after searching year of lonely searching

I've stumbled hear on my ideal girl

And forget about logistics though she's seven years my junior

So what if she likes kissing girls as well it doesn't matter

'Cause I know I've found my only one she has my heart forever

But ill keep my feelings to myself I'd never dare to tell her

'Cause she tends to wont females

And I definitely a fella but if she was mine by God I'd love her well

You can be my buddy

Oh we'll be best of friends

And you may be smart or funny

We may be the perfect pair but there'll be tears in the end

'Cause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbian

I don't see why I shouldn't be allowed to have my dream

Just because we bat for different sides

Just look at Romeo and Juliet they ended up together

Though admittedly they prenatally died

Doesn't matter

Because next time I see her I'm goanna pledge my heart forever and I'll ask for her hand although I won't forget to tell her

That I don't mind wearing dresses if she wants to be the fella

'Cause I think I'll make a really lovely bride

I can quite believe it after searching year of lonely searching

I've stumbled hear on my ideal girl

Ooh and forget about logistics though she's seven years my junior

So what if she likes kissing girls as well it doesn't matter

'Cause next time I see her I'm goanna pledge my heart forever and I'll ask for her hand although I wont forget to tell her

That I don't mind wearing dresses if she wants to be the fella

'Cause I think I'll make a really lovely bride

Ooh my heart belongs to an eighteen year old, eighteen year old lesbian

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