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Artist: Tim Minchin
Canonical path: /tim-minchin/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-off-take-my-wife
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If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Off (Take My Wife)
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If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Off (Take My Wife)
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water has a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo
And if anyone can show me just one example in the history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife
I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife
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