My Neighbour's Ass

My ass is getting me down

People laugh behind their hands when i take it into town

It used to be tough and hard-working and strong

But now it is greying and has long since been long past its prime

But it was such a good ass in its time

Just to rub salt in the wound

My neighbour has an ass that would make tatanya swoon

It's so broad that it's almost impossible to straddle

He had to get a custom made saddle

I know that envy's a sin

But his ass is so muscular while mine is so thin

I know it's immoral to covet

But just one day with his ass, oh god i would love it!

Oh lord my saviour

Would you do me a favour

I just want an ass like my neighbour

I want my neighbour's ass

Cos my neighbour has

A real nice ass

My ass was once strong as an ox

People could easily ride it from dawn until dusk

But it never once balked out a plough

It was hardy and handsome but i'm afraid now a disaster

I've had to put my ass out to pasture

I should be happy with the ass that god gave me

To look a gift ass in the mouth is a sin

I really should look on the bright side

It's such a big job breaking a brand new ass in

I know that envy is wrong

But my ass is so pathetic while his is so strong

In the old days my ass brought me kudos and fame

Now my ass just brings me shame

Oh lord, lord my saviour

Forgive my behaviour

I can't help but covet the ass of my neighbour